Barbara Bush

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

Oprah Winfrey on Anna Nicole Smith

“I wasn’t quite sure (who she was). I remember saying, ‘What does she do?’ and nobody could say actually what she did.”

George Gobel

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

Linda Evans, actress

"Every minute was more exciting than the next."

Lou Dova, boxing trainer

"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."

Chuck Person, NBA player

"These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up."

Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"You guys, line up alphabetically by height"

Anna Nicole Smith on suicide bombers

"Why would they do that? Wouldn't they think it was kind of painful"

Jessica Simpson

Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

Jessica Simpson

Jessica, you want some buffalo wings?' 'Sorry I don't eat buffalo.

Don King

"He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too."

Donald Trump

"If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business."

Raquel Welch

"I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states."

Al Gore

"A zebra does not change its spots."

Dennis Rodman

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out 2 + 2=10 or something."

Ivana Trump

"Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."

Dan Quayle

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."

R. Kelly

"All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through."

Tara Reid

"I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"

Britney Spears

"I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra"

Russell Crowe

"I enjoy the company of cattle. I really enjoy knowing them, running my hand over them."

Celine Dion

"My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe."

Paris Hilton

"What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?"

Jessica Simpson

"Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says Chicken, by the Sea"

Dan Quayle

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

Charles De Gaulle, former French President

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."

Hillary Clinton

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."

Jason Kidd

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."

Shaq, on lack of championships

"I've won at every level, except college and pro."

Alicia Silverstone

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

Alan Minter, Boxer

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."

Michael Jackson

"The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone."

Brooke Shields

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB

"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first"

Yogi Berra, baseball player

"Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future"

Mariah Carey

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff"

Greg Norman, Golfer

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

George Bush

"I think war is a dangerous place."

Britney Spears

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

Mickey Rivers, baseball player

"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."

Britney Spears

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."

Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst

"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

George Bush

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."

Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"